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Only in Russia... [Jul. 13th, 2006|11:26 am]
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would the woman from whom I am buying vegetables on the street draw and share conclusions about my marital status.

K - How much are the cucumbers?
W - 30 rubles.
K - And they're fresh?
W - Still in the ground this morning.
K - Okay, I'll take them. (Fumble in bag to find wallet)
W - What about strawberries? Take the strawberries, make preserves. Just one bag of cucumbers? Take two.
K - No thanks, this is all I need.
W - Oh, you're single, yes?
K - (Glare)
W - Have them in health.
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